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jokes??!!?
I play volleyball and believe it or not everytime we get all tense during a game and stuff our coach tells us a joke and we actually do a little better after a joke...does anyone have some quick funny jokes for the huddle??
2007-10-04 17:58:40 - Jokes Riddles - 2 Answers
Jokes....?
Do you think the majority of time people say things in a joking manner they are really meant to be serious? Just maybe that person doesn't want to make a blatant statement so they address it in the form of a playful conversation/joke to make ...
2007-12-24 02:09:06 - Polls Surveys - 7 Answers
JoKeS.....................?
any1 have good jokes ill give best answer to the 1 i think best lolz put up anythink lolz baii
2007-12-02 23:36:20 - Jokes Riddles - 6 Answers
JOKES?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
So i have this friend whos dating her neighbor so they live right next to eachother. They're like 14 and i wanna crack some jokes about them and i need some help. Got any ideas??
2009-05-31 09:54:39 - Jokes Riddles - 5 Answers
JOKEs????^_^ ??????
Lets get some short quick jokes going.... "whats red and looks like a bucket?" "A red bucket!" Next....
2007-06-03 17:49:54 - Jokes Riddles - 10 Answers
JOkEs!!!!!!?
I hope they'll make u laugh! 1) A motorcyclist hits a fat man crossing a lane Fat man : Road Hog! Why didnt you drive around me??? Motor cyclist : I dont think i have enough gas.. 2) Student : Shop keeper, i cant pay my bill this ...
2007-09-08 22:45:57 - Jokes Riddles - 4 Answers
JOkes.........---------?
Once upon in air india flight, one Indian man and a English man were traveling, the indian man got his dinner from home, he took it out the box, and took out a roti (indian chapati) then at that moment english man curiously asked 'what?s...
2008-12-15 07:20:15 - Jokes Riddles - 14 Answers
How do I think of more jokes that have class as opposed to being cheap?
When I joke with my friends, the jokes just concerns simple things and they are classified as cheap....Overtime, my friends then ignores my jokes because they always hear them. How do I become creative with my jokes?
2008-07-04 05:34:52 - Psychology - 3 Answers
Anyone have jokes for the emcee of a middle school talent show?
I am writing a script for several student emcees. The jokes need to be clean and age-appropriate. Jokes can be related to performing, but they don't have to be. I used all of my best material last year!
2007-10-21 20:26:44 - Performing Arts - 2 Answers
What kind of jokes do gay people make about straight people?
Not the most politically correct thing in the world, but there a ton of jokes about gay people. But do gay people have any jokes about straight people?
2009-07-15 00:18:11 - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered - 5 Answers
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